{"id":2492,"date":"2020-05-17T11:09:03","date_gmt":"2020-05-17T16:09:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/elchacmx.com\/?p=2492"},"modified":"2020-05-17T11:09:03","modified_gmt":"2020-05-17T16:09:03","slug":"el-morro-de-la-fila-en-el-banco","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/elchacmx.com\/?p=2492","title":{"rendered":"El morro de la fila en el banco"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=elchacmx_\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Twittear<\/a><\/div>\n<p>Hace unos d\u00edas, sal\u00ed hacer un mandado al banco, eran antes de las 9 am y ya hab\u00eda gente formada para entrar, y frente a mi el vatillo de la foto de arriba. Le pregunt\u00e9 que si esa era la fila para entrar a cajas y me dijo que si me forme de tras de \u00e9l y pasaron unos minutos me dijo que si iba a pasar a cajeros no hab\u00eda que formarse y le dije que no, que iba a las cajas&#8230; Pasaron unos minutos y antes de entrar le dije que me lat\u00edan sus tenis y \u00e9l dijo que los hab\u00eda comprado en el mercado de San Felipe. Luego, el me dijo que le gustaba mi pants y le dije que lo compre en mercado libre y me dijo: &#8211;<em><strong>Y esos si te hacen marcar la verga chido o est\u00e1s bien grosero weeee<\/strong><\/em>\u00a0&#8230; y me re\u00ed y le dije que si que bueno no tra\u00eda calzones porque nomas me puse algo y me sal\u00ed al banco.<\/p>\n<div>\n<div class=\"css-1dbjc4n r-1adg3ll\">\n<div class=\"css-1dbjc4n\">\n<div class=\"css-1dbjc4n r-18u37iz\">\n<div class=\"css-1dbjc4n r-eqz5dr r-16y2uox r-1wbh5a2\">\n<article class=\"css-1dbjc4n r-1loqt21 r-16y2uox r-1wbh5a2 r-1udh08x r-1j3t67a r-o7ynqc r-6416eg\" tabindex=\"0\" data-focusable=\"true\">\n<div class=\"css-1dbjc4n\">\n<div class=\"css-1dbjc4n r-18u37iz r-thb0q2\" data-testid=\"tweet\">\n<div class=\"css-1dbjc4n r-1iusvr4 r-16y2uox r-1777fci r-5f2r5o r-1mi0q7o\">\n<div class=\"css-1dbjc4n\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"css-1dbjc4n\">\n<div class=\"css-1dbjc4n\">\n<div class=\"css-901oao r-hkyrab r-1qd0xha r-a023e6 r-16dba41 r-ad9z0x r-bcqeeo r-bnwqim r-qvutc0\" dir=\"auto\" lang=\"es\"><span class=\"css-901oao css-16my406 r-1qd0xha r-ad9z0x r-bcqeeo r-qvutc0\">Entramos al banco y le dije que para donde iba para ver si pas\u00e1bamos a comer algo al tianguis y me dijo que me esperaba&#8230; Salimos y como a seis calles se pone un tianguis le dije que si quer\u00eda algo que yo iba a desayunar y me dijo que va&#8230; Comimos un caldo de gallina y<\/span>\u00a0una chelita, el morrito me dijo que no ten\u00eda nada que hacer, y le dije que si quer\u00eda ir por unas chelas unas dos porque era temprano (para no espantarlo) y me dijo que jalaba&#8230;\u00a0<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"css-9pa8cd\" draggable=\"false\" src=\"https:\/\/abs-0.twimg.com\/emoji\/v2\/svg\/1f37b.svg\" alt=\"\ud83c\udf7b\" width=\"18\" height=\"18\" \/>\u00a0 le marqu\u00e9 a un cuate para ver si me dejaba llevarlo a su casa y me dijo que si, me dej\u00f3 la llave y ya adentro empezamos a chelear, y le dije que si quer\u00eda ver como le quedaba el pants y medio se sac\u00f3 de pedo y me dijo que va&#8230; Me lo quite y me vio el pito colgando, le dije que se lo pusiera y cuando se quito el suyo, CO\u00d1O!, tra\u00eda una vergota gruesa debajo de sus boxer<\/div>\n<div class=\"css-901oao r-hkyrab r-1qd0xha r-a023e6 r-16dba41 r-ad9z0x r-bcqeeo r-bnwqim r-qvutc0\" dir=\"auto\" lang=\"es\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"2497\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/elchacmx.com\/?attachment_id=2497\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/elchacmx.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/07323e73-3eac-4a61-979d-ec91e0102a942.png?fit=720%2C548&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"720,548\" data-comments-opened=\"0\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"07323e73-3eac-4a61-979d-ec91e0102a94~2\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/elchacmx.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/07323e73-3eac-4a61-979d-ec91e0102a942.png?fit=300%2C228&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/elchacmx.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/07323e73-3eac-4a61-979d-ec91e0102a942.png?fit=640%2C487&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2497\" src=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/elchacmx.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/07323e73-3eac-4a61-979d-ec91e0102a942.png?resize=640%2C487\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"487\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/elchacmx.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/07323e73-3eac-4a61-979d-ec91e0102a942.png?w=720&amp;ssl=1 720w, https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/elchacmx.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/07323e73-3eac-4a61-979d-ec91e0102a942.png?resize=300%2C228&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/article>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>\n<div class=\"css-1dbjc4n r-1adg3ll\">\n<div class=\"css-1dbjc4n\">\n<div class=\"css-1dbjc4n r-18u37iz\">\n<div class=\"css-1dbjc4n r-eqz5dr r-16y2uox r-1wbh5a2\">\n<article class=\"css-1dbjc4n r-1loqt21 r-16y2uox r-1wbh5a2 r-1udh08x r-1j3t67a r-o7ynqc r-6416eg\" tabindex=\"0\" data-focusable=\"true\">\n<div class=\"css-1dbjc4n\">\n<div class=\"css-1dbjc4n r-18u37iz r-thb0q2\" data-testid=\"tweet\">\n<div class=\"css-1dbjc4n r-1iusvr4 r-16y2uox r-1777fci r-5f2r5o r-1mi0q7o\">\n<div class=\"css-1dbjc4n\">\n<div class=\"css-1dbjc4n\">\n<div class=\"css-901oao r-hkyrab r-1qd0xha r-a023e6 r-16dba41 r-ad9z0x r-bcqeeo r-bnwqim r-qvutc0\" dir=\"auto\" lang=\"es\"><span class=\"css-901oao css-16my406 r-1qd0xha r-ad9z0x r-bcqeeo r-qvutc0\">Y le dije: -No mames, como no se te va a marcar si se te ve una madresota, y me dijo: -Tu tambi\u00e9n tienes una verga largaaaa Le dije que si nos d\u00e1bamos una paja viendo porno, prend\u00ed la tele y conect\u00e9 el cel para ver porno&#8230; Y le dije que al chile quer\u00eda una mamada.\u00a0<\/span>Me dijo que sino me sacaba de pedo \u00e9l me la daba (de cuates), cabr\u00f3n, se hinco, se sac\u00f3 la verga del calz\u00f3n y se empez\u00f3 a masturbar&#8230;\u00a0<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"css-9pa8cd\" draggable=\"false\" src=\"https:\/\/abs-0.twimg.com\/emoji\/v2\/svg\/1f60b.svg\" alt=\"\ud83d\ude0b\" width=\"17\" height=\"17\" \/><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/article>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<div class=\"css-1dbjc4n r-1adg3ll\">\n<div class=\"css-1dbjc4n\">\n<div class=\"css-1dbjc4n r-18u37iz\">\n<div class=\"css-1dbjc4n r-eqz5dr r-16y2uox r-1wbh5a2\">\n<article class=\"css-1dbjc4n r-1loqt21 r-16y2uox r-1wbh5a2 r-1udh08x r-1j3t67a r-o7ynqc r-6416eg\" tabindex=\"0\" data-focusable=\"true\">\n<div class=\"css-1dbjc4n\">\n<div class=\"css-1dbjc4n r-18u37iz r-thb0q2\" data-testid=\"tweet\">\n<div class=\"css-1dbjc4n r-1iusvr4 r-16y2uox r-1777fci r-5f2r5o r-1mi0q7o\">\n<div class=\"css-1dbjc4n\">\n<div class=\"css-1dbjc4n\">\n<div class=\"css-901oao r-hkyrab r-1qd0xha r-a023e6 r-16dba41 r-ad9z0x r-bcqeeo r-bnwqim r-qvutc0\" dir=\"auto\" lang=\"es\"><span class=\"css-901oao css-16my406 r-1qd0xha r-ad9z0x r-bcqeeo r-qvutc0\"> Me la mamo chido, rico, le toque todo el cuerpo, sus brazos y su abdomen marcado, poco a poco le baj\u00e9 el b\u00f3xer de las nalgas y m<\/span>e dijo que la neta no, que s\u00f3lo le lat\u00eda mamar verga y que se la mamen, le dije que no hab\u00eda pedo, me la sigui\u00f3 mamando y le dije que me iba a venir pens\u00e9 que se la iba a sacar de la boca y no. SE TRAGO MI LECHE!\u00a0<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"css-9pa8cd\" draggable=\"false\" src=\"https:\/\/abs-0.twimg.com\/emoji\/v2\/svg\/1f60d.svg\" alt=\"\ud83d\ude0d\" width=\"16\" height=\"16\" \/>\u00a0Se limpio, se levant\u00f3 y se la sigui\u00f3 jalando hasta que termin\u00f3 en el suelo, saco bastante leche y seguimos cheleando, el vato y yo nos fuimos medios ebrios como a eso den las 4pm y me rolo su WA, donde hasta el momento me ha dicho que s\u00f3lo se va dejar coger si yo me dejo primero, con unas chelas encima y jugando cartas para ver si me voy a ganar su culo!<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"css-901oao r-hkyrab r-1qd0xha r-a023e6 r-16dba41 r-ad9z0x r-bcqeeo r-bnwqim r-qvutc0\" dir=\"auto\" lang=\"es\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"css-901oao r-hkyrab r-1qd0xha r-a023e6 r-16dba41 r-ad9z0x r-bcqeeo r-bnwqim r-qvutc0\" dir=\"auto\" lang=\"es\">by: <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/El_Ram_Amateur\">El Ram<\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"css-901oao r-hkyrab r-1qd0xha r-a023e6 r-16dba41 r-ad9z0x r-bcqeeo r-bnwqim r-qvutc0\" dir=\"auto\" lang=\"es\">Twitter: <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/El_Ram_Amateur\">@el_ram_amateur<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/article>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<div class=\"css-1dbjc4n r-my5ep6 r-qklmqi r-1adg3ll\">\n<div class=\"css-1dbjc4n\">\n<div class=\"css-1dbjc4n r-18u37iz\">\n<div class=\"css-1dbjc4n r-eqz5dr r-16y2uox r-1wbh5a2\">\n<article class=\"css-1dbjc4n r-1loqt21 r-16y2uox r-1wbh5a2 r-1udh08x r-1j3t67a r-o7ynqc r-6416eg\" tabindex=\"0\" data-focusable=\"true\">\n<div class=\"css-1dbjc4n\">\n<div class=\"css-1dbjc4n r-18u37iz r-thb0q2\" data-testid=\"tweet\">\n<div class=\"css-1dbjc4n r-1iusvr4 r-16y2uox r-1777fci r-5f2r5o r-1mi0q7o\">\n<div class=\"css-1dbjc4n\">\n<div class=\"css-1dbjc4n\">\n<div class=\"css-901oao r-hkyrab r-1qd0xha r-a023e6 r-16dba41 r-ad9z0x r-bcqeeo r-bnwqim r-qvutc0\" dir=\"auto\" lang=\"es\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" 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